"We arrive knowing how to cry. Laughter’s learned later." By Stefen Starner

"From the school of punk rock romance. If you don’t feel empty in the morning, You failed the night before." By Stefen Starner

"Unfolding lightning is just as hard as folding it." By Stefen Starner

"What a relief to get out of the rain and to safety, Said every animal on Noah’s Ark Except the Black Widow’s husband." By Stefen Starner

"Dogs fib. Cat’s lie. I don’t know what the fuck pet birds are doing." By Stefen Starner

Danny's good friend and fellow drummer, Joel Taylor, lost his property in the recent Eaton fire. If you are able to help with a donation, it would be greatly appreciated. https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-joel-recover-after-eaton-fire-loss  

"If heredity’s the canvas, Random mutation’s the paint." By Stefen Starner  

"Why is faith in victory so difficult? If you lose, nothing worse happens. And if you win, well, you get to have never doubted it." By Stefen Starner

"We make a life the same way a blacksmith Has to make the same tools he uses for his craft." By Stefen Starner

On January 23rd, Justin Chancellor will be honored with the Lifetime Achievement Award at the Bass Magazine Awards, taking place at The Observatory in Santa Ana, California.  He will take the stage alongside Victor Wooten, Steve Bailey, and members of Tool for a...

CHEERS FROM THE ENTIRE TOOL FAMILY!

"What is most worthwhile Cannot be accrued. It is re-earned daily." By Stefen Starner