"To raise your ceiling Raise your floor. I’ve learned this isn’t done with a shovel." By Stefen Starner

Limited tickets are now on sale for Honolulu on Dec 20th. There is also a very limited amount of tickets to Honolulu on Dec 19th available now. https://www.ticketmaster.com/.../event/0A0062EF0A034CFC...

"Advertising tells you what to eat. Propaganda tells you when you’re hungry." By Stefen Starner

"It’s hard to be successful if you’re lazy. It’s impossible if you’re also impatient. And it’s probable you’re both if you’re one." By Stefen Starner

"What makes you think that it’s a threat Just because you’re afraid of it." By Stefen Starner  

"Time is a reservoir of duration that flows in Planck sized droplets Through a sluice gate in a dam made of space that eternally bursts For each new world to begin as a flood." By Stefen Starner

"How fear feels Is why it works." By Stefen Starner

SECOND SHOW ADDED! Blaisdell Arena - Honolulu, HA - Dec 20th, 2025 Be sure to register for TOOL ARMY to gain early access to tickets. TOOL ARMY pre-sales begin on Wednesday August 13th at 10am Hawaii time HST (1pm PST)....

"Treat the universe like a cat And it will love you like a dog. And vice-versa." By Stefen Starner

"To get in hot water Draw a conclusion Or draw a bath." By Stefen Starner

"A community that doesn’t care about its neighbors, Is a neighborhood without community." By Stefen Starner

"There’s little reason to think That the best way to do something Is the way you’ve always done it." By Stefen Starner