"Dogs fib. Cat’s lie. I don’t know what the fuck pet birds are doing." By Stefen Starner

Danny's good friend and fellow drummer, Joel Taylor, lost his property in the recent Eaton fire. If you are able to help with a donation, it would be greatly appreciated. https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-joel-recover-after-eaton-fire-loss  

"If heredity’s the canvas, Random mutation’s the paint." By Stefen Starner  

"Why is faith in victory so difficult? If you lose, nothing worse happens. And if you win, well, you get to have never doubted it." By Stefen Starner

"We make a life the same way a blacksmith Has to make the same tools he uses for his craft." By Stefen Starner

On January 23rd, Justin Chancellor will be honored with the Lifetime Achievement Award at the Bass Magazine Awards, taking place at The Observatory in Santa Ana, California.  He will take the stage alongside Victor Wooten, Steve Bailey, and members of Tool for a...

CHEERS FROM THE ENTIRE TOOL FAMILY!

"What is most worthwhile Cannot be accrued. It is re-earned daily." By Stefen Starner

"If beauty becomes obsolete, So do we." By Stefen Starner

"Do Flat-Earthers think all the planets are flat? I guess they imagine billions of spinning plates That don’t spin." By Stefen Starner

"Never and always Are the eyes of eternity Which always wink But never close." By Stefen Starner

"The only right path Is right behind you." By Stefen Starner