"From the school of punk rock romance. If you don’t feel empty in the morning, You failed the night before." By Stefen Starner

"Unfolding lightning is just as hard as folding it." By Stefen Starner

"What a relief to get out of the rain and to safety, Said every animal on Noah’s Ark Except the Black Widow’s husband." By Stefen Starner

"Dogs fib. Cat’s lie. I don’t know what the fuck pet birds are doing." By Stefen Starner

Danny's good friend and fellow drummer, Joel Taylor, lost his property in the recent Eaton fire. If you are able to help with a donation, it would be greatly appreciated. https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-joel-recover-after-eaton-fire-loss  

"If heredity’s the canvas, Random mutation’s the paint." By Stefen Starner  

"Why is faith in victory so difficult? If you lose, nothing worse happens. And if you win, well, you get to have never doubted it." By Stefen Starner

"We make a life the same way a blacksmith Has to make the same tools he uses for his craft." By Stefen Starner

On January 23rd, Justin Chancellor will be honored with the Lifetime Achievement Award at the Bass Magazine Awards, taking place at The Observatory in Santa Ana, California.  He will take the stage alongside Victor Wooten, Steve Bailey, and members of Tool for a...

CHEERS FROM THE ENTIRE TOOL FAMILY!

"What is most worthwhile Cannot be accrued. It is re-earned daily." By Stefen Starner

"If beauty becomes obsolete, So do we." By Stefen Starner

"Do Flat-Earthers think all the planets are flat? I guess they imagine billions of spinning plates That don’t spin." By Stefen Starner

"Never and always Are the eyes of eternity Which always wink But never close." By Stefen Starner

"The only right path Is right behind you." By Stefen Starner

When I spoke to Danny last night (JANUARY 10), he told me that his family and house(s) were okay, but that he still had concerns for the next day or two. With strong winds and the potential for flare ups, he (and many others) are not out of the woods yet. Same for his...

"It’s easier to know what giving up looks like Than what being successful looks like." By Stefen Starner  

New DANNY merch is now available in his shop. https://dannycarey.shop.musictoday.com/

"In Nature, the means and the ends are one. In human morality, they are separate." By Stefen Starner  

"We need something other than help When we’re as offended by the presumption we need help, As we are by the lack of effort to help." By Stefen Starner

"Every society tells you what to want. The more oppressive a society, The more it tells you what you don’t want." By Stefen Starner

"The universe doesn’t have idiosyncrasies. It is one." By Stefen Starner

"The question isn’t who are society’s Undesirables. But rather, why are they undesirable." By Stefen Starner

"That you can do anything you want Is almost certain. That you will figure out what that is, Less so." By Stefen Starner